Fake Tans (Please No)

If you feel that you must have your skin with a nice glow, or bronze look for your wedding, or as the say as if your skin has been kissed by the sun, then please have it done by a professional. No your cousion and your bestfriend does not equal professional, because they can read the directions out loud. Now on the other hand if your favorite color is orange, and you do not mind people saying "There's the great pumpkin Charlie Brown " the entire evening, then you know what I welcome you to help yourself to a plate of disaster They say a picture is worth a thousand words, tell me what these pictures have to say.......